I'll miss you most of all my darling, when Autumn leaves start to fall

God, this weather is shite. It's warm but it's miserable and you don't know whether you're damp from rain or sweat. Every time I leave the house I feel the need to pack an umbrella, sun cream, wellies and a bikini just be prepared for the sense of schizophrenia.

It seems to have turned from May to October, merging into some summer winter atmospheric hybrid - Maytober, if you will. So, I've hoked through my wardrobe and chosen some Autumnal hues which capture the warmth of our supposed summer and keep me seasonally versatile (if I stay indoors).

Cardigan, mum's
Blousey thing, Topshop, £10
Trousers, Tesco bargain bin £6
Shoes, Kickers £60 and worn to death